It's raining outside but I'm nearly pissing in my pants with laughter: United 300!!!

I just found this kiwi ad on a forum:
http://www.vision-execution.com/personal/storyof42.html

I love the face of Jake the Muss on the TV screen when the voice over talks about "cook some eggs". Great eye for detail!

Being a celebrity usually means having your head screwed on the wrong way.
But being born rich and not having to do anything with your life except waste it completely means you should be thrown into a deep pit on Antarctica.
Paris Hilton is the personification of all evil lazy no good rich fucks. Her recent whining to convince the common people she brings hope to our otherwise mundane world makes me wanna puke.
Her ass belongs in jail just like any other person who breaks the law. Hence my good deed for the entire year 2007 was to sign this petition: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/?e

Do yourself a favor and sign it too.